Philadelphia police Thursday arrested a 41-year-old man for an apparent years-long campaign of offering women money to perform sexual acts on him, topped with Swiss cheese.
Christopher Pagano, of suburban Norristown, has been dubbed the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" for allegedly "committing indecent acts with dairy products in the Northeast Philadelphia area," Philly.com writes.
The local Mayfair Town Watch broke the story last week, publishing photos showing a heavyset driver approaching women while dangling a piece off cheese over his exposed genitals. One woman commented on the group's Facebook page that the suspect "has been doing stuff like this for years."
Hold the cheesy puns, folks.
"I understand that people may think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter," Milt Martelack, the group's senior adviser, told the Philadelphia Daily News. "We're taking this matter very seriously, and we're working vigorously with police to get this guy off the streets."