Who can out-insult Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog? The folks behind the counter at The Wieners Circle, who notoriously sling unprintable epithets along with their Chicago-style dogs.
For Conan O'Brien's last night of taping in the Windy City, he sent a lamb into the hot-dog hothouse: 30 Rock's Jack McBrayer, "the nicest, most polite person we know."
McBrayer gamely endured a barrage of bad words until he came back with "a friend" -- Triumph -- telling the surly staff: "You will be very sorry."
Conan watchers, however, are very happy.
The best part? When Triumph and McBrayer step around the counter and take a stab at hurling slurs at the masochistic frankfurter fans.